My guest today is Kaye George. An Agatha nominated short story writer, Kaye is the author of CHOKE: An Imogene Duckworthy Mystery (Mainly Murder Press), as well as A PATCHWORK OF STORIES, a collection of a few of her previously published stories. Her stories appear in print and online magazines as well as anthologies, such as ALL THINGS DARK AND DASTARDLY, GRIMM TALES anthology, and FISH TALES. She serves as President of the Guppies chapter of Sister in Crime, reviews for "Suspense Magazine", and writes for several newsletters and blogs. She, her husband, and a rescued feral cat named Agamemnon live together in Texas , near Austin .
Anne - Welcome, Kaye. I’m excited to talk writing with you, so let’s get started. Do you have a fear, phobia, or habit you’d rather no one knew about?
Kaye - I sure have a phobia I wish I didn't have. Public speaking. Since writers are called upon to give readings and presentations in order to sell books, I wish I were much, much better at this! I'm told that it gets better if I do it more. I'm trying that. And, to be honest, the events where I speak are the ones where I sell books.
Anne - How long does it take you to write a book?
Kaye - That depends on the book. I think I worked on my first (still unsold mystery) for about ten years, but only by fits and starts between raising kids, moving around the country, and holding down lots of different jobs. I wrote another one, then another. That third one took about ten years, too. That's the one I seriously queried, well over 100 agents, to no avail. I wrote its sequel and queried the heck out of that one, too. Then I decided to write a book that had been bugging me for a long time, a Neanderthal mystery. I REALLY queried the heck out of that one, but those last two took only a year or so to write. Then I wrote CHOKE (my now published novel), which took less than a year. I think I'm learning how to write mysteries!
Anne - Describe your home office as appears right now. Is this a good or bad thing?!
Kaye - Not tidy. It's useless to straighten it up. I can do it, but that only lasts a few days. It's all right. I know where everything is. Mostly.
Anne - What is the hardest part of writing for you?
Kaye - Time is the hardest part. I could use a lot more hours in each day. I'm convinced we evolved from beings that came from a planet with at least 30 hours in each day. That's what we could all use.
Anne – I agree. I always feel like I could use another six hours per day. Are you a glass half-empty or half-full kind of person?
Kaye - Glass half-full! My question, though, is what's in the glass? If it's Diet Dr. Pepper or Scotch, half full, a good thing. If it's something yucky, like vegetable juice, let's call it empty and pour it out.
Anne – LOL! For me, it’s half full of chardonnay! Any words of advice for struggling, unpublished writers?
Kaye - If any writer is reading this that doesn't have a writing friend, I hope you know that you are not alone. There are others like you. I'd advise you to seek them out either online or at home. The journey is easier with company. And persist. Persist well past the point where a sane person would quit. You are not sane. You are a writer. You are not like other people.
Anne - Outside of writing, what accomplishment are you most proud?
Kaye - My children and my grandchildren. I thought I was a free spirit in my late teens and early twenties. My goal was to have a career interpreting and to jet around the world. I didn't really want to get married because that would tie me down and my life would be nothing but dishes and laundry, or so I thought. If I got married at all, I didn't want kids, but would maybe want to end up marrying a diplomat or an ambassador. That was a good plan because I like to travel and like having lots of money. Instead, I got married to a fellow scholarship student during finals week. And those kids I didn't think I wanted? What would I do without them? I can't even imagine.
Anne - Where can readers find you online?
Anne – You’re giving away one ebook (international) and one paperback (US resident only) copy of CHOKE to two readers who leave a comment below. Do you have a specific question for them?
Kaye – I do. I think being a writer is great because I can try on lives I never lived. My life plan would probably have been fun, but I've learned that what happens, happens, and it doesn't happen according to my plans! Readers, do you have plans that never materialized? Are you still planning on fulfilling them someday? Or is it just as well they didn't happen and are you content to follow the path you carved, however unintentional and offbeat?
Anne –Thanks, Kaye, for dropping by and chatting. Just a quick reminder for readers, please include your email address, (Example: annekalbert AT gmail DOT com) with your comment. The winner of CHOKE will be selected at random and announced here on May 18.
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ATTENTION READERS: My apologies for the problem, but Blogger is giving us grief today. If you try to leave a comment and cannot, please send me an email at annekalbert AT gmail DOT com and your name will automatically be added to Kaye's Giveaway Draw. Again my apologies... :(


Hopefully 3rd time lucky will work. Again, so sorry Kaye this is being such a difficult visit re commenters. Arg!
ReplyDeleteOkay, hopefully the bugs are gone, so let me begin again with a smile instead of a frown...
ReplyDeleteWelcome, Kaye! It's a pleasure to have you stop by for a visit today.
As for Blogger and readers who have had trouble attempting to leave a comment, my apologies. What a horrid way to begin the day! Cyber coffee and muffins for everyone. :)
Anne and Kaye,
ReplyDeleteA great interview! I, too, wish we had a 30 hour day. We'd get more writing done and slow down the aging process.
Always wanted to go to Mars probably a tad old now for trip. Know you lose bone density which is a major problem. Appreciate interesting interview. Will certainly add to reading list.
ReplyDeleteHi Kaye & Anne! Really enjoyed reading your interview. Kaye, I took many years of Speech & Drama in school. A tip my teacher once gave me was to pick a spot just above their heads in the center of the audience & it appears you are looking at them, but gives you a break to not feel so "on display." A friend said just to picture them all in their underwear! LOL Your book looks really interesting & I popped over to Amazon & added to my Kindle wishlist. Oh, and if you figure how how to get more time out of the day, I'd love to know...I always have stuff left at the end of the day that I want to finish.
ReplyDeleteI like that pouring out a yucky drink!
ReplyDeleteWonderful meeting you, Kaye. You gave great answers to Anne's interesting questions. Yes, I want 30 hour days... And never thought about what's in my half full glass!
ReplyDeleteMuch success, Kaye.
Madeline
mmgornell@earthlink.net
Thanks for the comments, and thank you Anne for hosting me today! I'm having some glitches on my end, too, but made it here. Kay, I've heard the naked audience tip, too. It's nice, I think, to have someone who is nodding and/or smiling. The frowning faces and nodding heads make me nervous, even though they may have nothing (I tell myself) to do with my presentation.
ReplyDeleteThank you SO much, those of you who have added my book to your lists!
Interesting stuff, Kaye. Unlike you, I love talking to a group about writing. Recently, though, I was invited to speak to a group of Kindergartners. Can you believe that? What do I say to five-year-olds about writing. It'll be a challenge, fer shure.
ReplyDeleteEarl, I love that age group! I think I would do fine with them. At that age, I couldn't read or write yet (although I think many of them can now), but was drawing stories and explaining them. Maybe they could do some of that?
ReplyDeletePlans change as life changes. Right now I'm happy with life. So planned or not, it's working out great.
ReplyDeleteDawn
mysterybks@yahoo.com
You're a wise woman, Dawn! You're blooming where you're planted. What a great skill to have.
ReplyDeleteWhen not playing pro football as QB for the Dallas Cowboys, I was supposed to either be an astronaut or a forest service ranger. None of that worked out. Whether or not that was the best, I will have to check with my other selves on parallel worlds in their various timelines and get back to you.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine another Earl Staggs in another timeline? Those poor people.
Kevin
Kevin, don't get started on parallel worlds--those 14 other dimensions make my head hurt! I hate to tell you, but I'll bet Earl is there in ALL the dimensions.
ReplyDeleteOops, I just looked it up. There are now 26 dimensions. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_theory#Number_of_dimensions
Once upon a time, I was going to be a school teacher. Elementary school. Thirty years later, I am a retired systems analyst. Life is interesting. Now I am an adult literacy tutor, so I made it. Sort of.
ReplyDeleteJeri
I made a detour as systems analyst, too, Whitewing. Life is strange. Also janitor in a tractor factory, bookkeeper, waitress, nurses' aide, etc. I'm glad you came around to it!
ReplyDeleteI really wanted to be an archaeologist. Life and my choices lead me in other directions. Instead I got married, had a child and ended up divorced, raising my daughter by myself. Now I write mysteries, which is a direction I never intended to travel.
ReplyDeleteTerrific interview! Thank you so much for sharing.
Marja, I hope you write about an archaeologist some day, at least. I'm glad you came by.
ReplyDeleteMessy desk = genius writer. LOL. Remember, I've seen your office. :-) Great interview! bobbi c.
ReplyDeleteBobbi, if you can't say anything nice--oh wait, that IS nice. Thanks! Yes, I can't work with a neat desk. It's too distracting.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy life as it comes.Enjoyed the post.
ReplyDeleteYou're a wise person, Prentiss--you and Dawn. Thanks! Anne's questions are so good!
ReplyDeleteOne thing on my bucket list that will never come to pass is becoming a pilot. Life is what happens while you are making other plans. Great blog.
ReplyDeleteboots9k at wowway dot com
Hey, boots9k, that was one of my ambitions too, a long time ago. I have steered little planes, but haven't ever gotten to land or take off--or take lessons. Yeah, I probably should cross that one off. Thanks for coming by.
ReplyDeleteKaye, I would never have thought you had such a phobia--you seem so relaxed and confident in person! CHOKE is smart and funny and deserves a wide audience, so by all means, try and keep speaking :)
ReplyDeleteHow nice of you to say that, Jenny! I will.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, Dawn and Boots!
ReplyDeleteYou're the winners of Kaye's giveaway draw. (She'll contact you shortly re delivery of your prize.)
My thanks to Kaye for taking time from her busy schedule to chat, and of course, to you, the reader, for making it all worthwhile.
Until next time, Happy reading! :)